Here's one that I don't have to do:
The winds were gusting so high that about 30 minutes ago, the fence that separates our back yard from our neighbor's fell over. It almost took out their A/C unit and wedged up against their house pretty well. Our dog, Max (aka Big Stinky, Doofus, rock-and-glass eater, etc.) was overjoyed as he ran through their yard like an escaped prisoner.
Our neighbor, Ken (not his real name), is somewhat of a weirdo...and a dumbass, but I digress. He came over freaking out about the dog in his yard. I got the dog in the house and then went to survey the damage. (Insert some pictures)
Ken can't seem to take care of anything himself, so I talked to his wife, Lizzy (not her real name) and let her know that I was willing to pay for half of the fence if they would call and get some estimates done. They called one place.
That's when I knew we would have to lead this effort. So, I told them we would call around and get some more estimates. So, looks like we get to have a new line of fence put in tomorrow around 10 am.